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Animal QC: My Preposterous Life Gary Bell QC

Animal QC: My Preposterous Life

Gary Bell QC

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GARY BELL QC appears to be a pillar of the Establishment - one of Britains leading lawyers, with his own BBC TV show, an entry in Whos Who, and a wife whose family are listed in Burkes Landed Gentry.But beneath the horsehair wig and silk gown is aMoreGARY BELL QC appears to be a pillar of the Establishment - one of Britains leading lawyers, with his own BBC TV show, an entry in Whos Who, and a wife whose family are listed in Burkes Landed Gentry.But beneath the horsehair wig and silk gown is a very unusual barrister indeed - and his life story is astonishing and hilarious.Born to a teenaged cigarette factory worker and a nineteen-year-old miner, he grew up in a condemned slum terrace and then a Nottinghamshire pit village, and left his tough comprehensive without taking any exams.He followed his father down the mine but promptly quit because of his lifelong fear of the dark, and spent the next decade either homeless or working in a strange variety of jobs.Asda shelf-stacker, Pork Farms pie maker, door-to-door rag salesman, fruit machine technician, fireman, lawnmower mechanic, bricklayer, pet food warehouse fork lift truck driver… hes done the lot (and was sacked from most of them for incompetence).Along the way, he managed to rack up a conviction for fraud - he worked out how to fiddle those fruit machines - and was also a notorious football hooligan known as Animal (though not for his fighting prowess, hes a terrible coward.Finally pulling himself together in his mid-twenties, he went to university as a mature student, where he stuck out from his younger, public school-educated contemporaries with his stonewashed jeans, skinhead and moustache. So he decided to become upper-middle class, adopting tweeds, received pronunciation, and (strictly for his own amusement) an Old Etonian back story. He got so good at this that he went back to his old school to play in Old Boys Field Game fixtures, and many actual OEs still swear they were at Eton with him.Theres much more to say about Gary Bell - international debating champion, award-winning stand-up comic, Beverly Hills lawyer (he was recruited whilst still a student), chronic bedwetter, private pilot, friend of The Village People, devoted dad - but there isnt the space.Now among the countrys top defence barristers - his cases are so complex that the papers are not counted but weighed, and they often weigh ten or fifteen tonnes - his preposterous story reads like a strange dream and redefines the word amazing, as well as being extremely funny, very moving, and utterly life-affirming.